If I had three wishes free for today, I’d go for the following:
1.) Somebody should invent object orientation in stored procedures. I know this is senseless, but they really piss me off … If there’d be an award for struggling through barely unreadable intermingled sql code, I believe my fellow coworker emprisioned in the same shitty project as I should get it. With honours.
2.) A complete strip of the whatever amount of desire to fit into the rules of this society for everyone. Including me. I wonder if that is at all possible. I somewhat get the feeling that humans need rules to orient themselves in a society.
3.) The weather we have today for the next 2 months. With a couple of thunder storms. Preferably at night. Tomorrow at 10:30 pm would be perfect.